My plan for the next few years
Work my ass off all summer 2015 (yay for a full time and part time job)
Move in with the bf in a cute and hopefully cheap apartment for the school year
Go to London with da bf for summer 2016
Move back home and do my BEd there so I can save money for a long life of being an unemployed teacher and working at grocery stores whilst having two degrees.
Hopefully, somewhere along the line I add to my cat collection and become really cool too.
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*
The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*